This other time, this lady totally called us and hired us to take pictures of her Beanie Baby collection. She had like 3000 of them and she acted like they were alive. We took about 25 pictures before we got wierded out and took off while the lady went to the kitchen to get her "friends" a snack.

Once this guy paid us a heap of money to photograph his parakeet. It was pretty awesome because it just stood there. We shot like 3000 photos of it, but only 5 of them were different than the others. Still, the dude forked out a load of cash for it.

We've been shooting weddings for a really long time, and we're really good. We rely heavily on the most expensive equipment and a keen eye for rich customers. We feel great with the checks roll in. And we love making our clients feel like they're even more high class because they can afford expensive photography.